Grandma's Kisses

Suck popsickles you little bitch!
I like this, and that, and everything my asshole, especially those bitches down at the club. YEAAAAAAAA
Hello Spongebob!
TITTIES!
Whip out cho' sack, be back sec spongebawls. Ive prepared ya favorite meal spongebawls.
Gramma' your cookies make me feel like i have a really huge dick! *eats cookies
GRANDMAS ASS CHEEKS!
I got one mo' thing for you spongebawls.
SAGGY TITTIES!
*spongebob licking spoon making noises
Spongebob i must say i was attracted to you all those baby years!
*clock chimes melodiously
Gramma Bruce Willis is my favorite bedtime hero.
When I poop it makes me feel good.
BLACK PEOPLE!
Don't run away from your feelings.
YOU SLUT-BAG!
I GOTTA BONER!
*sings
doo doo doo bo bon boner boner....!
Isnt this great my wang is as hard as a prosthetic leg!
Spongebob your mothers a nice women, but yah grammas a whore and she sucked my weiner till i saw her teeth in my butthole
How many teeth in your butt?
Christopher Walken!
I love his movies.
I got 4 words for yah! I love 3s company WAHHHH
My dick is sad....because you make me mad you floppy fish you
Fuckin floppy fish you're a fuckin assbang you fuckin shit head. Fuck you! *hahaha
You wanna fuckin laugh? Sardine fuckin shithead fuckin floppin and yah fuckin asshole im gonna take it and jam it in yah rearend and stick it in yah stagola!
HEY FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!
You're like those sponges who clean dishes Spongebob!
Yah mean it yah retard?
Yeah you fuckface hahahhahaha!
*trys to wipe kiss off
I JERK OFF ALL DAY!
GRANDMA!
I wish Keanu Reeves was here to save me from the matrix RIGHT NOW!
*crys home
I need...
To go through pubery yah stupid little cock ass!
You think so?
You know how grammas are about Denzel washington. All they want is a blackman with a really huge dick. Seriously Yah know?
You saw titanic?
Yeah with the really big ape.
*whispered
rockets...oranges....DAVID HASSELHOFF
DAVID HASSELHOFF WOULD NOT BE SEEN WITH GUMBY MAYBE POKEY BUT NOT GUMBY.
YEAH...awkward....sometimes i tape my dick to my thighs.
Let me demonstrate first show me your tits!
Oh wow look at them titties!
Thanks theyre real.
Speaking of titties i love creed you ever heard of them?
CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER?
Oh i almost definately shit my pants!
This is your kingdom spongebob.
Everything life touches?
Seama was a bitch everyone knows that.
Nala was such a whore pride rock ooh!
Oh yeah baby id hit that shit.
Just like Gumby.
Fuckin Gumby.
Now all we need is the bitches down at the club to sniff grammas ass so i got these badboys right her PUBIC HAIR!
Vinn Diesel once made a gocart that ran on the hopes and dreams of orphans it goes fast.
Granny have you seen pokey lately?
hes with gumby that fuckface mcgee fuckin sellout fuckin green penis boy.
Now show me them titties gramma im a big boy and i have urges to ALEC BALDWIN IS AN ASSHOLE.
ooh i want him to urinate all over my tits
gramma you're a disgusting fuckbag.
Spongebob ninjas captured the president and you're just sitting there with that boner looking at my titties you fuck
thank you gramma my boner is quite a wonder
his hat is so stupid
wipe my boobie in a cookie
no gramma i cannot accept these ass cookies the fusion of the cookies in my mouth just suck
oh fuck
keep em comin granny
what the fuck would kevin bacon do?
kevin bacon would dance around in this fuckin hat patrick
fuckin footloose
patrick!you betrayed me. now gimme some assless chaps you fuckface
tits. with all the talk of assless chaps you'd think id know what was goin on
oh my god you're a raunchy old woman all those years with grampa sure made you a dirty bitch!
youre a fat gay starfish look at you youre made of clay you have a pointy face!